As deep as it gets

after having exposed you all to the concepts of pys,we at thatissomedeepshit have decided to take you to the next level. we sincerely hope that you have taken all necessary precautions before reading this (you must have close at hand, a bottle of the finest vanilla twist vodka, a cardiac jumpstarter, and an ultrasonic distance estimator, just in case).

did you ever wonder, where exactly does deep shit originate? is it made in a factory somewhere in china, just like everything else in the world? or is it a conspiracy by the americans?
well thankfully, it's neither. deep shit is everywhere, right in front of us, staring back at us, but it must be identified. it is up to us, my young and green readers, to see the deep shit and recognise it. dsalpha and i have begun our quest.
now, it is possible that the deep shit you discover may seem irrelevant at the time. but it still is deep shit, right? this is where the temporal significance of deep shit hits you straight in the
face, like a mohammad ali jab. or a simon cowell insult. the fact is that every deep shit has relevance in a certain time and place. and when you find something that has potential, it is almost certain to evolve into deep shit at some point in time.
this is about the time you use that vodka.
because this truly is the shit. the deepest there ever was.