Shit happens!

this is another deeply insightful post. one that revolves around a deep shit incident that took place a few days ago. now b4 i begin my shit, visitors have to understand that deep shit is not so much of a written thing as it is a spoken thing. but u knw we're tryin our level best. hence i encourage u'll to keep the shit moist by commentin actively...so we can enlighten u'll better


its a car!!! its red!!! its a red wagonR!!!

a few frnds n i were returnin home from malad. we had 3 cars in all. we're crusin down the highway in my car. n *boom* one of our cars had been in an accident. not the regular touch n go. a truck had hit the wagonR bang in the middle of the highway. we parked our cars closest to the accident and ran towards it.

i knw u'll must've thot that was some deep shit. not yet! the truck had FISHTAILED the wagonR which then skid a hundred and eighty degrees and was hit again by the fast truck b4 coming to a halt. now, a wagonR KISSING a TRUCK ten times its size in the middle of the highway is NOT a pretty sight. now THAT was some pretty deep shit!!!


driver kidhar hai?

a few minutes into the arguments and the fighting and the contemplating whether to call the cops or not, it struck us that all the passengers in the truck were present except one..the driver. wht followed next was the most interesting conversation i've had with anyTHING in a long time.

us: driver kidhar hein?
one of the passengers: driver ka kya kaam hein? humko bolo
us: driver kidhar hein?
passenger: idhar hi gaya hoga police station (as if for a routine visit)
us: driver kidhar hein?
passenger: idhar hi kahin ghoomta hoga (no mans land, western express highway)
us: driver kidhar hein?
passenger: MEIN DRIVER HOON

lolllllll. it was like tryin to have a conversation with the truck itself. it was some deep shit man! so yeah whtever. later we found out that they were takin bullets up their asses coz the driver was drunk and they were tryin to hide him.

the police FIR was later filed. alternate theories abt the accident were later made and documented on mobile cameras and insurance money might be on its way. but, lets not forget what we learnt here. SHIT happens all around us. all the time. but its we, the enlightened ones, who must recognize the deep shit amongst passive earthbound material and improve our understanding of the above mentioned. godspeed!